I read you flying high
traversing clouds in the sky.
Or maybe it was the reverse
I don’t really care or know.
In the scheme of things
It matters not though.
I have a message for you.
Yeah . . .I’ll admit it; for
many years now, this
has been rehearsed.
I am sick and tired of your hypocritical
ways, staged games and tired plays.
You . . .yeah you, say to me
on a continual basis
about how great you are.
Seriously?
Get ready . . .
(drum roll, please . . .)
ba da dump, dump, dump, chshshshshshshsh
Now, here’s a clue . . .
I am not gonna stand by
massaging that shit
twenty four/seven . . .
stinkin’ and streakin’
from the bile leakin’
from smoke blown
up your ass, oh no . . .
not my kinda heaven.
Here’s one for ya . . .
another trumpet call.
Blow me. Blow mine.
Have you got the time?
I didn’t think so.
And I’ve been the chauffeur
while blinded and driving.
Going here, there & nowhere.
(cuffs please, arrest me now)
I’ve been blowin’ and goin’
but sometimes . . .
butt . . . but . . . what the fuck
it’d be nice to ride shot-gun!
Did I say gun?
Grab those PF Flyers & run.
Screw your kind of fun.
Now . . .
let me end this rant
and let you know
that you are great
you ought to know.
Time and time again
with a puff and a blow
You’ve told me so.
Ba da dump, dump, dump,
chshshshshshshsh!!!
© Janet Caldwell 2012
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